Sunday, 21 July 2013


A Busy Day at Master Barber's Busy Barber Shop (Part 9)



Mum made her way to the counter and paid the cashier for Jonathan’s haircut before looking at the Female Police Officer (Madam) and Bella and saying “My god you were so spot on and dead right I had nothing to worry about he looks like the handsome grammar school boy he is now”
Both Bella and the Female Police Officer smiled and Bella replied “See you back here again one day Jonathan you good looking spunk”.  Jonathan said nothing but smiled and left with his mum.
The word “spunk” is an Australian / New Zealand / American slang term referring to hot, sexy person with an x-factor and quality of mind showing enthusiasm, boldness, energy, courage, determination and motivation.
“You know he really looks so cute even though I nearly gasped at the sight at first. You could barely recognize him as the long haired boofy head that came in with his mum; he now really looks like a spunky guy out of the 1950’s. I really like the boyish look and how his hair was cut in a very high and tight fade with a part down the left side” added Bella.
Sir now moved over to the other barber’s chair that Cindy had been handcuffed to with a white cape around her shoulders pinned snug around her neck.
As Sir approached his workbench Cindy looked at her reflection with her long thick blond hair which touched her waist and covered her fringe and eyes covered over by the cape around her shoulders in absolute silence and off course still a scowl grimace frown on her face.
Sooner than Cindy expected Sir gripped her head and pushed it forward and pulled out her tresses that were covered from under the cape.
Sir turned toward his workbench once more before he again gripped Cindy’s head and pushed it forward switching on his electric clippers with the 3.5 - 3/8” blade to start with taking into account the length of the tresses of hair that covered Cindy’s head. 
All that could be heard was  the humming of Sir’s Electric  Clippers as Cindy felt the buzzing sensation on the back of her neck and watched as long tresses of her thick blond hair fell into her lap higher and higher went the clippers, shearing away her waist long 80’s hairstyle and turning back the clock.
With one hand he picked up section after section of her of her thick blond hair covering her shoulders and with the other he placed the clippers on her nape and moved up the back of her head quickly in swift motions from her nape to her crown, pass after pass.
Sooner than later the barber now moved to her right side and tilted Cindy’s head to the left and once again the electric clippers worked their way up behind her right ear and then over her right ear pass after pass taking her blond tresses of hair down short.  Barber then moved over to her left side tilted her head to the right and worked his clippers over the left side as well.
He let Cindy’s head go and she caught a look at her hair that now covered the cape and the floor. She almost gasped at the sight as neither she nor any of those in the waiting area could recognize her only minutes ago a female hooligan with her long thick blond hair which touched her waist and covered her fringe and eyes – now looking more like a teenager out of the 1950s covered over by the cape around her shoulders in absolute silence and off course a scowl grimace frown still on her face.
Mater Barber now returned to his workbench yet again and changed the blade on his electric clippers to 00000 - 1/125 then came back behind Cindy once again and with a firm hand tilted her head straight down to her chest this time ignoring her moaning and scowl grimace frown still on her face.
To Bella’s delight the sound of the Electric Andis Clippers pop on Nrrrrrrr soon drowned Cindy’s moaning as Master Barber (Sir) took to tapering the back of her head before changing the clipper blade once again to 0000 - 1/100 and creating a tight taper / faded effect along Cindy’s hairline all the way around the back before moving to right side followed by the left side and repeating the process that completed the tapered / faded finish. 
The clippers went silent yet again before Sir looked at the female police officer (Madam) and said “I am nearly done here if you want to arrange for the police patrol paddy wagon to pick them up”.
A police van (also known as a patrol wagon, paddy wagon, Black Maria or police carrier) is a type of vehicle operated by police forces. Police vans are usually employed for the transportation of prisoners inside a specially adapted cell in the vehicle and or for the rapid transportation of a number of officers to an incident.
Madam replied “already done Sir... it should be here soon Sir” with a smile on her face as Sir returned to the work bench removed the 0000 - 1/100 blade and replaced it with the 00000 - 1/125 blade yet again. Sir walked back behind Cindy and tilted her head back slightly but firmly with one hand and with the other hand placed the humming clippers with the 00000 - 1/125 blade at her fringe and started to pass them from Cindy’s fringe across the top of her head quickly in swift motions all the way to her crown, pass after pass leaving her with a very very short crew / buzz cut and all the tresses of her hair covering her lap and the floor.
Madam headed over to Master Barbers’ Barber Shop door and took a look to see if the paddy wagon had arrived to collect the four girls distant Juvie Lockup before turning to Bella and saying “OH Gosh it’s raining and really windy out there. Strange  there are these two women standing outside the terraced houses across the road with the wind blowing and the rain  starting to play more havoc, looking awfully strange batting their long hair around their her faces”.
Bella said “Ma’am should I go out there and ask if they need any help… maybe they are both lost Ma’am”

   (To Be Continued - Parts 10 through 15 will follow soon) 

Tuesday, 16 July 2013


Asia's School Boys' Looking More Like Girls' &  School Girls' Looking More Like Night Club Guests'

Barber Shops closing down because both parents and schools' no longer care about discipline

What has become of Asia's strict and disciplined school system's?


Uniform is compulsory for all students, not only at primary and secondary school but also at the pre-university (Junior College) level. Though the colours vary from school to school, the normal uniform for boys is shorts or long pants in the specified colour and material, with a short-sleeved shirt (often white) while girls' uniforms include pinafores or skirts, with blouses and shorts underneath.

Uniform requirements are laid down in great detail by each school and these are rigorously enforced.

Colours and styles for shirts or blouses, and for trousers or skirts, are tightly specified, and in some cases the shirt or blouse must have military-style epaulettes, and/or a metal badge on each collar, and so on. Because of the tropical climate, blazers and ties are worn only for special occasions. In some schools, ties are also worn on Mondays. It is therefore the boy's shirt or girl's blouse, rather than a blazer as in the UK, on to which the school badge must be sewn. Nearly all schools require white socks and white shoes. Some schools forbid girls to wear coloured bras.

At almost all secondary schools, boys are not permitted to wear long trousers until they start secondary 3 (normally the year in which a student turns 15, but in certain cases he might be a year or even two years older). In a few schools, the year of changing from shorts to longs is secondary 4; and in one or two, such as Catholic High School, male students must wear short trousers throughout their time at the school.

It appears that the rule Outlandish hairstyles are not allowed and a schools' management reserves the right to reject any new hairstyle it deems inappropriate for school as listed below has been FORGOTTEN or OVERLOOKED:

Boys:  
  • No dyeing or highlighting of hair.
  • Hair at the back of the head and around the ears must be sloped. Overlap hairstyle is not allowed.
  • The fringe must not touch the eyebrows when combed down.
  • Face must be clean shaven. Sideburns, moustache and beard are not allowed.


Girls:
  • Girls with long hair must tie it up neatly with black, dark blue or dark brown hair accessories, ensuring that the fringe does not touch the eyebrows or is pinned up at all times as shown here.
  • Girls with short hair must also keep the fringe from touching the eyebrows or pin it up as shown here.
  • Dyeing or highlighting of hair is not allowed.
  • Hair Extensions are not allowed.
  • The school management reserves the right to reject any new hairstyle it deems inappropriate for school.

So why not bring back a regulation mandatory hairstyle for all school boys and all school girls in Asia and a weekly visit from the school barber to every school.

Regulation Boy's Cut: 



I had long hair until I was dragged to the school\s Barber Shop and I love the new look
The haircut is tapered short and done with Electric Clippers allowing a competent school barber to haircut one boy every seven minutes or at least ten school boys an hour.
 Regulation Girl's Cut:


I had long hair until I was lined up at the school\s Barber Shop behind some boys in my class and one other female classmate.
.The haircut is short and done with Electric Clippers and scissors allowing a competent school barber to haircut one girl every ten minutes or at least eight school girls an hour. Amazingly the same male barbers who haircut the boys also cut the girls and they are so "bloody" good at what they do.


School boys and girls walking around with long fancy hair and some with colour streaks is a real disgrace to the principles of discipline. No more school barber or discipline master in Asia's School's why?


 
Bring back a school barber urgently..............They need it.

 

 URGENT

  

Say Goodbye to The OLD & Hello to The New

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A New Concept Barber Shop for Males & Females 


Looking for Old Barber Shop to Take Over in Bangkok


Professional Barbers 1970 Style

If you own or know of a barbershop in Bangkok available for Sale / Takeover 

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