Tuesday, 12 February 2013



A Busy Day at Master Barber's Busy Barber Shop   (Part 4)



At this point the white floor tiles around the two barber chairs was covered with masses of tresses that had been shorn off and this was about to grow even more seeing the fat girl with long brown tresses of hair touching her ass and an earring in her nose was already cuffed to the other chair waiting to be shorn. 

Master Barber says “may walisin mga mapahamak tambak na buhok ngayon bago ang lahat ng ito taba kayumanggi batang babae tresses simulan lagas ...” someone sweep up these damn piles of hair now before all this fat girls brown tresses start falling off...  to one of the other Filipino lady haircutters.


Imee one of the Filipino lady haircutters quickly responded ”kaagad master barber ginoo kaagad’ right away master barber sir right away as she walked towards the back of the shop and taking the Ergo Dustpan With Broom, 12 Wide, Metal w/Vinyl Coated Handle, Black/Silver and proceeding to sweep up the hair piles. 


The Ergo is commonly used in busy barber shops and military barber shops to spot sweep all the tresses of hair from the floors. Dust pan opens when base touches floor, closes when lifted; never spills contents.  It has an ergonomic handle. Broom stores on handle thus easy for quick access needed in a busy barber shop.  With three visits back to the big dust bin at the back of the barbershop to empty out the dust pan all the piles of tresses that covered the floor were gone and the barbershop’s clean tiled floor around the two barbers’ chairs could be seen again now before our very own eyes and we felt overwhelmed at the sight of it. It saddened me especially knowing that it was now gone forever.

Imee, a Filipino name commonly known in the Philippines as the name of Imelda and Ferdinand Marcos daughter. Marcos was president of the Philippines until 1986. The word Imee has both a Germanic and Spanish origin meaning ‘entire battle’. 

Fat girl with long brown tresses of hair touching her ass and an earring in her nose was already cuffed to the other chair waiting to be shorn could be heard sulking again as she saw all the piles of tresses that covered the floor were gone and the barbershop’s clean tiled floor around the two barbers’ chairs could be seen again now before her very own eyes and felt overwhelmed at the sight of it and the fact that her brown tresses would soon cover that floor again.   

Just as Master Barber moved towards the barbers chair where fat girl was waiting the Barber shop door opened and two male police officers came in. The police van had just arrived to pick the two boys for Juvenile Lock up. The female police office quickly stood up and said “over hear chaps”. “These two are yours and here is the paperwork” as she pointed to the two boys that had been shorn.

“What about the other 4 girls said one of the male officers?” The female police officer looked at him and said “No issue I can fit them into my van chaps”. With that said both Fat Boy & Asian Boy were on their way to Juvenile Lock up.Master Barber standing at the barber’s chair where Fat Girl was also handcuffed waiting her turn to be shorn and started to pull her long brown tresses of hair out from under the cape.Master barber looked at the female police officer and said with a loud voice ” I will just take it all off …. Regulation Juvenile Lockup Haircut for this one madam”. “Sir … Yes Can ….Sir….please, for all four of them" responded the female police officer with a smile on her face. "Sir ... Oo Can .... Sir .... mangyaring, para sa lahat ng apat na ng mga ito" tumugon ang babae na opisyal ng pulis na may isang ngiti sa kanyang mukha.

The barber now went to his workbench where he picked up his Joewell M2 Series professional Shears with Offset Handle (Professional Barbers scissors) and moved back behind Fat Girl and with one hand he tilted her head firmly back towards him before taking a section of the long brown tresses that covered her back and shoulders with his hand and using the Joewell M2 Series Professional Shears to cut just above her shoulders sending a mass of Fat Girls’ brown hair raining down onto her lap before her very eyes covering the clean white cape. 

Three hand full’s at the back of her head  before moving to her left side and with one hand he tilted her head firmly towards him before taking the first of two sections thus two hand full’s of her long brown tresses that covered her left ear  and shoulders with his hand and using the Joewell M2 Series Professional Shears to cut just above her shoulders  then he quickly moved to her right side and repeated the same process  leaving  Fat Girl with an uneven bowl  like cut just above her shoulders and sending a mass of Fat Girls’ brown hair raining down onto her lap before her very eyes covering the clean white cape even more brown hair covering the barber shop floor which had just been swept clean. Master Barber now walked towards his workbench and picked up the Electric Andis Clippers, and a bottle of clipper oil, he oiled the machine before applying the 3.5 - 3/8” blade to start with taking into account the long tresses of hair that covered the fat girls’ head. 

Just as Master Barber moved towards the barbers chair where fat girl was waiting the Barber shop door opened and two male police officers came in. The police van had just arrived to pick the two boys for Juvenile Lock up. The female police office quickly stood up and said “over hear chaps”. “These two are yours and here is the paperwork” as she pointed to the two boys that had been shorn.

“What about the other 4 girls said one of the male officers?” The female police officer looked at him and said “No issue I can fit them into my van chaps”. With that said both Fat Boy & Asian Boy were on their way to Juvenile Lock up.

Master Barber standing at the barber’s chair where Fat Girl was also handcuffed waiting her turn to be shorn and started to pull her long brown tresses of hair out from under the cape.Master barber looked at the female police officer and said with a loud voice ” I will just take it all off …. Regulation Juvenile Lockup Haircut for this one madam”. “Sir … Yes Can ….Sir….please, for all four of them" responded the female police officer with a smile on her face. "Sir ... Oo Can .... Sir .... mangyaring, para sa lahat ng apat na ng mga ito" tumugon ang babae na opisyal ng pulis na may isang ngiti sa kanyang mukha.

The barber now went to his workbench where he picked up his Joewell M2 Series professional Shears with Offset Handle (Professional Barbers scissors) and moved back behind Fat Girl and with one hand he tilted her head firmly back towards him before taking a section of the long brown tresses that covered her back and shoulders with his hand and using the Joewell M2 Series Professional Shears to cut just above her shoulders sending a mass of Fat Girls’ brown hair raining down onto her lap before her very eyes covering the clean white cape.    

Three hand full’s at the back of her head  before moving to her left side and with one hand he tilted her head firmly towards him before taking the first of two sections thus two hand full’s of her long brown tresses that covered her left ear  and shoulders with his hand and using the Joewell M2 Series Professional Shears to cut just above her shoulders  then he quickly moved to her right side and repeated the same process  leaving  Fat Girl with an uneven bowl  like cut just above her shoulders and sending a mass of Fat Girls’ brown hair raining down onto her lap before her very eyes covering the clean white cape even more brown hair covering the barber shop floor which had just been swept clean. 

Master Barber now walked towards his workbench and picked up the Electric Andis Clippers, and a bottle of clipper oil, he oiled the machine before applying the 3.5 - 3/8” blade to start with taking into account the long tresses of hair that covered the fat girls’ head. 


(To Be Continued - Parts 5 through 7 will follow soon) 


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